The Anti-PDA Campaign of the Future

Today I had an idea.
An idea that may change the future of college students and their awful affair with PDA.
This idea came while I was talking with a dear friend of mine.
Her name is Chip, you may know her, you may not. But whether or not you do, you should. Because she's awesome. (So is her blog, by the way.)
What if we started selling tee-shirts at college shunning "PDA Offenders"?
Wouldn't that be awesome? xD
Something like this. :D

And then we could like... Have several variations of this shirt and similar shirts, and sell them at a shirt stand.
But the crowing point of the whole thing would be to hire couples to awkwardly make out near the stand to influence potential buyers.
Isn't that brilliant? xD
We could even start a hashtag. Something like,
#PDAbeGone
You know.
Anyways. This is a silly post. But I'm not silly very often. So I thought I may as well be for once. ^_^
Have a wonderful day. :)